Month: July 2012

I bought a webcam yesterday, which here in Mexico are super expensive, as compared to the prices in the US 🙁 But anyway, I love it. It’s a Logitech, and the resolution is amazing. I was testing it this morning, doing some webcam playing-around with a friend of mine, and he goes: “Keira, your cock is so much bigger than before!”.

I look in the computer, and lo and behold, there it is, my cock looked like it was 15 inches (just a few more than in real life LOL). I realized that I had the settings to “magnify”.

Hey, if you guys want to impress a girl on webcam, try it. It will make your cock look gigantic 😀

It’s Saturday and today’s great adventure is planting new plants in my garden. I went to a nursery yesterday and bought 9 different plants and now the problem is finding space for them!

There are 2 bouganvillas or however you spell those, which will go outside the wall. 4 jazmin plants that will definitely go inside since they will make my house smell wonderful and a few ferns to put in planters all over the porch and back terrace. Ah, and 2 “golden cup” bushes that give beautiful yellow flowers all year long, but I have no idea where I will fit them. My yard is not that big and as it is I already have coconut trees, lemon, mango and avocado. I’ve utilized the space quite good. If I’m not careful very soon this will look like a tropical jungle.

Off I go. Kisses to you all, from your dirt-covered friendly neighborhood tranny 🙂

Back from the Bahamas. All I can say is “WOW!”

LOL, but you guys know me better than that and know I always have a lot more to say LOL! So, let me say that I loved every minute of my cruise. The food was great, the boat was beautiful, the weather was perfect and the sex was… was… NONEXISTENT 🙁 You’d think on a boat with 3,000 people on board, captive for 3 days, you would find a guy to have sex with.. Wrong. Not a single one! All the guys were married and their wives had a firm hold on them, and the few that were single were there with mom and dad. A guy (married) from my floor kept flirting with me every time we crossed paths, but he was always running errands for his sea-sick wife so all he had time for was a word here and a wink there.

In a nutshell: if you’re interested in getting laid, do not go on a cruise! Now, if you’re interested in great fun, lots of swimming and sun, delicious food and tons of activities, do go on a cruise.

I’ll post photos. Decent photos, of course… This horny little tranny had no chance to do any naughty stuff 😛